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Baseball (Humor/Novelty) • Topps Stadium Club Murphy’s Laws of Baseball (Merck Pharmaceutical Promo)
Sport & Year
Baseball (Humor/Novelty) • 1994
Brand & Set
Topps / Merck - Topps Stadium Club Murphy’s Laws of Baseball (Merck Pharmaceutical Promo)
Card Number
14 of 18
Card Type
Insert / Promotional Card
Rarity
Common (Promotional Insert)
Parallel Variant & Language
Base • English
Condition & Value Assessment
Condition Grade
Very Good-Excellent (VG-EX 4)
Estimated Market Value
$1.00 - $3.00
Recent Sales
Complete sets of 18 cards typically sell for $10-$15. Individual cards sell for very low premiums unless in Gem Mint condition.
Condition Details
Noticeable corner softening on all four corners; top right corner exhibits minor fraying. Centering is shifted slightly to the left. No visible surface creases, but light edge wear is present.
Grading Recommendation
Not recommended for professional grading. The cost of grading exceeds the market value of the card by a significant margin. This is a novelty promotional item with limited collector demand.
Card Description
The card features a cartoon illustration of an elderly play-by-play announcer wearing large headphones and sweating while reading from a book of nonsensical stats. The background shows a baseball game in progress. The design mimics the 1994 Topps Stadium Club aesthetic but with a humorous twist.
Notable Features
This card was part of a promotional set sponsored by Merck (specifically for the drug Prinivil) and distributed to medical professionals. It features 'Murphy's Laws' applied to the sport of baseball.
Authentication Notes
Authentic promotional card. Features the standard semi-glossy card stock typical of 1990s Topps inserts. The font and illustration style are consistent with the known Merck/Stadium Club collaboration.
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